GOP Gasps As Red-Eyed Shadow Counsel Smashes Out Of Gestation Tank
by The Onion from on (#3XCR3)
WASHINGTON-Recoiling in horror at the spectacular power of their newly birthed creation, members of the GOP reportedly gasped Thursday as a red-eyed, shadow special counsel smashed out of a gestation tank, with the dark Robert Mueller sputtering, "I will exonerate Trump." "My God, what have we done?" said California"