Article 3YFV0 Whoa, Classmate Got Totally Hideous Over Summer Vacation

Whoa, Classmate Got Totally Hideous Over Summer Vacation

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SANTA MARIA, CA-Completely floored by his new appearance, sources at Pioneer Valley High School confirmed Monday that, whoa, their classmate Jeremy Lucas got totally hideous over the summer vacation. "Holy shit, Jeremy got super vile over the summer," said Kimberly Stockton, 16, adding that she never really noticed"

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