Article 3YJN5 Middle School Janitor Can Already Tell He Going To Have To Befriend New Kid

Middle School Janitor Can Already Tell He Going To Have To Befriend New Kid

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PORTLAND, OR-Reluctantly acknowledging that he would soon need to go out of his way to strike up conversations with the seventh-grader, Stoller Middle School janitor Charles DeWalt had already deduced Tuesday that he was going to have to befriend transfer student Jackson Clancy. "This is the third day in a row he's"

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