Article 3Z00J FEMA Airdrops Emergency Cyanide Pills For Residents Stranded By Hurricane Florence

FEMA Airdrops Emergency Cyanide Pills For Residents Stranded By Hurricane Florence

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WILMINGTON, NC-In an effort to provide aid to those affected by the devastating weather event, FEMA representatives confirmed Monday the completion of their mission to airdrop emergency cyanide pills for residents stranded by Hurricane Florence. "We've spared no expense in making sure the residents of these areas are"

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