White House Increases Number Of Asylum Seekers Allowed To Enter Spike-Filled Refugee Compactor
by The Onion from on (#3Z29H)
WASHINGTON-In a stark reversal of earlier immigration policy, President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that his administration was increasing the number of asylum seekers allowed to enter the United States' spike-filled refugee compactor. "We feel strongly that 15 million people fleeing abuses in their own countries"