Article 3Z4JN FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy

FEMA Dispatches Crews To Do Whatever They Need To Do To Look Busy

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CHARLOTTE, NC-Citing the urgent need for such measures given the devastation wrought by Hurricane Florence, the Federal Emergency Management Agency dispatched crews to affected areas Wednesday with instructions to do everything necessary to appear busy. "Try hitting stuff with a hammer, throwing a few cardboard boxes"

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