Article 3Z8XH Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation

Man Who Just Beat Computer Solitaire Never Asked For Overwhelming Sensory Assault Of Victory Animation

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UNION, KY-His eyes rolling back as the blinding light emanating from the display filled the room, local man Reeves Halko, his ragged voice barely audible over the deafening sound of cards shuffling faster and faster, confirmed Friday that he never asked for the overwhelming sensory assault of its victory animation."

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