Article 3ZEN2 God Excited He Only Two Mortgage Payments Away From Owning Heaven

God Excited He Only Two Mortgage Payments Away From Owning Heaven

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HEAVEN-Following decades of careful financial management, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, remarked on His excitement at realizing that only two mortgage payments stood between Him and outright ownership of Heaven. "After 6,000 years of paying off this loan, it's crazy to think that I'm mere weeks away from calling"

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