Kavanaugh Sobering Up After 35-Year Bender Shocked To Find Out He’s Supreme Court Nominee
by The Onion from on (#3ZK7X)
WASHINGTON-Growing increasingly confused as he slowly adjusted to his surroundings, Brett Kavanaugh was reportedly shocked Wednesday to find out he's a Supreme Court nominee after sobering up from a 35-year drunken bender. "Oh, Christ, what the hell happened last night? What am I doing here?" said the yet-unconfirmed"