Lindsey Graham Dining Alone At Applebee’s Kind Of Wishes Protesters Would Come Heckle Him
by The Onion from on (#3ZR9G)
ALEXANDRIA, VA-Admitting that it would be a nice change of pace to have some attention every now and then, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) told reporters Friday that he sometimes wished he could be accosted by protesters as he ate his usual meal alone at his local Applebee's. "I'm not asking for a crowd, but I wouldn't"