Lisa Murkowski Admits She Thought Being Alaskan Senator Would Just Mean Having To Deal With Bears And Shit
by The Onion from on (#3ZRSX)
WASHINGTON-Somewhat taken aback by her pivotal role in Brett Kavanaugh's potential confirmation to the Supreme Court, Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) confessed to reporters Friday that she initially believed being an Alaskan senator would mean nothing more complex than "having to deal with bears and shit." "Oh, man, I tell you"