Article 402GE God Admits There Was Probably A Better Way Of Giving Humans Taste Of Heavenly Bliss Than Opioids

God Admits There Was Probably A Better Way Of Giving Humans Taste Of Heavenly Bliss Than Opioids

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HEAVEN-Expressing His regret over the damage wrought by the divine substance, Supreme Being and Creator of All Things God admitted Wednesday that He could probably have devised a better way to give humans a taste of heavenly bliss than opioids. "I just wanted man to have a preview of how awesome the afterlife will"

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