Article 40CQ3 Pope Francis Renounces Papacy After Falling In Love With Beautiful American Divorcee

Pope Francis Renounces Papacy After Falling In Love With Beautiful American Divorcee

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VATICAN CITY-Saying he could no longer fulfill his duties as the leader of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis officially renounced the papacy Monday after admitting that he had fallen in love with a beautiful American divorcee. "I cannot effectively complete my obligations as the Supreme Pontiff while also pursuing a"

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