Article 40D0F Magpie Worried Mate Only Interested In Him For Collection Of Shiny Objects

Magpie Worried Mate Only Interested In Him For Collection Of Shiny Objects

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SAN JOSE, CA-Unable to completely dismiss his doubt over his partner's motives, a male North American black-billed magpie admitted Monday his concerns that his mate was only interested in him for the vast collection of shiny objects lining his nest. "I invited her over to the tree to chill, but she spent more time"

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