Article 40DNJ Senior Citizen Apparently Here To Fix Apartment Sink

Senior Citizen Apparently Here To Fix Apartment Sink

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MADISON, WI-Expressing concern that the octogenarian appears too feeble to get the job done, sources confirmed Monday that the apartment management company had apparently sent a senior citizen to fix the sink. "At first I thought he was a resident who had wandered away from his nursing home, but then he said he was"

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