Saudis Insist Missing Journalist Was Already Dismembered Before He Left Consulate
by The Onion from on (#40DNW)
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-Claiming that they could not have played a part in the disappearance, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman issued a statement Monday insisting that the exiled journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who went missing last week, had already been dismembered before he left the Saudi consulate in Istanbul."