Article 40J4Z ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil

ExxonMobil CEO Depressed After Realizing Earth Could End Before They Finish Extracting All The Oil

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IRVING, TX-In the wake of a report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change that projected the planet had only a decade to prevent catastrophic global warming, ExxonMobil CEO Darren Woods was reportedly feeling depressed Wednesday after realizing the Earth could end before they finished extracting all the oil."

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