Article 40Q83 Panicked Falcons Discover Scratch In Mercedes Benz Stadium

Panicked Falcons Discover Scratch In Mercedes Benz Stadium

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ATLANTA, GA-Pacing and cursing as they searched in vain for a note, the entire Falcons roster reportedly panicked Friday after finding a massive scratch in Mercedes Benz Stadium. "Dammit, who did this? It's halfway down the whole thing! Christ, this is going to cost a fortune to fix," said a distressed Matt Ryan as he"

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