Article 40YKF University Suspends All Lightweights From Campus Following Fraternity Hazing Death

University Suspends All Lightweights From Campus Following Fraternity Hazing Death

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TUSCALOOSA, AL-In an effort to prevent further alcohol-related tragedy, University of Alabama administrators announced plans Tuesday to suspend all lightweights who can't handle their shit following the hazing death of freshman Delta Kappa Epsilon pledge Matthew Young. "What happened to Matt this past weekend is"

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