Article 411JF Financial Experts Recommend Young Grifters Start Laying Groundwork For Long Con By 25

Financial Experts Recommend Young Grifters Start Laying Groundwork For Long Con By 25

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NEW YORK-Noting that it was becoming increasingly crucial for those in high-risk jobs to invest for retirement as early as possible, top financial experts concluded Wednesday that young grifters should begin laying the groundwork for a long con by age 25. "We strongly urge young grifters to put away 10 percent of"

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