New Ted Cruz Attack Ad Declares Beto O’Rourke Too Good For Texas
by The Onion from on (#413PY)
AUSTIN, TX-Emphasizing that the state had done nothing so far to merit anything besides the status quo, a new attack ad released Thursday by incumbent Sen. Ted Cruz declared that his challenger, Rep. Beto O'Rourke, was "too good" for Texas. "He's charismatic, he's good-looking, he's clearly a nice guy-and frankly, you"