Article 41410 Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls

Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls

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SOUTH DEERFIELD, MA-Offering sincere apologies to customers for the misunderstanding, Yankee Candle clarified Thursday that their product has only ever been intended to be dripped on testicles. "I guess we could have put some sort of instructions on the label, but we assumed everyone already knew they were for melting"

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