Article 414DJ Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging

Sprinter Feels Like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging

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TULSA, OK-Wondering why nobody bothered to tell him about the far easier alternative this whole time, sprinter Eric Powell admitted Thursday that he feels like a total idiot after finding out about jogging. "Jesus, I can't believe I've been working my ass off, pushing myself to run as fast as humanly possible when I"

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