Bearded, Keffiyeh-Clad Jared Kushner Avoids Conflict Of Interest By Joining Saudi Royal Family
by The Onion from on (#4166B)
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-In an effort to be completely transparent about his business deals, a bearded, keffiyeh-clad Jared Kushner announced Friday that he would avoid conflicts of interest by joining the Saudi royal family. "The American people deserve to know exactly where I stand in regards to financial interests, so"