Trump Announces He’ll Pay Legal Fees Of Any Rally Attendee Who Beats Up Ted Cruz
by The Onion from on (#41C8M)
HOUSTON-In an effort to whip up excitement at an event for the Texas senator's reelection campaign, President Donald Trump announced to the rally crowd Monday that he would pay the legal fees of any attendee who beats up Ted Cruz. "I promise you this, folks-if anybody here knocks the crap out of Ted Cruz, I will pay"