Man Just Knows Hillary Clinton Going To Have Opinion On Not Dying In Explosion
by The Onion from on (#41GTW)
SPRINGFIELD, IL-Saying he wished the former presidential candidate would "shut up and go away for once," area man Justin Irsay told reporters Wednesday that he "just knows Hillary Clinton is going to have an opinion" on not dying in a pipe-bomb explosion. "Oh God, she's going to be out there spouting some comments and"