Article 41NAW Report: Logan’s Mom Put Him On A Diet

Report: Logan’s Mom Put Him On A Diet

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TERRE HAUTE, IN-Noting the dramatic change in snacks and beverages made available at the Pisinski household, sleepover sources confirmed Friday that Logan's mom had put him on a diet. "He's not allowed to have any soda or candy, plus his mom put all the bags of chips way up high in the pantry so he can't reach them,""

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