Article 41TM5 Report: Average American Spends 25% Of Life Waiting In Line At Cell Phone Store

Report: Average American Spends 25% Of Life Waiting In Line At Cell Phone Store

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STANFORD, CA-Researchers from Stanford University published the results of an alarming report Tuesday that confirmed the average American spends roughly 25 percent of their life waiting in line at a cell phone store. "Our analysis found that most people spend about 20 to 25 years of their lives waiting to be helped by"

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