Article 41X3R Report: Rash Not Going Away On Its Own

Report: Rash Not Going Away On Its Own

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SAN FRANCISCO-Noting no improvements since suddenly appearing on his left arm several weeks ago, a detailed report released Tuesday by local man Derrick Hart revealed that his rash was not going away. "I don't know what it's from, but now it's starting to hurt," said Hart, explaining that he first noticed the skin"

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