Article 422NM Child Venture Capitalist Invests $2.50 In Friend’s Slug-Eating Enterprise

Child Venture Capitalist Invests $2.50 In Friend’s Slug-Eating Enterprise

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BURRILLVILLE, RI-Touting it as an incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a lucrative business endeavor, child venture capitalist Aidan Frost reportedly invested $2.50 Thursday in his friend's new slug-eating enterprise. "I'm pleased to announce that I've agreed to make a more than two-dollar"

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