Article 424NQ Doctor Advises Man With Healthy Blood Pressure To Really Fucking Let It Rip

Doctor Advises Man With Healthy Blood Pressure To Really Fucking Let It Rip

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CENTENNIAL, CO-Noting that he typically advises anyone under 120 over 80 to go apeshit, local internist Dr. Alan Thal told patient Matt Richards Friday that his blood pressure read fairly normal, so he should really fucking let it rip. "Well, Mr. Richards, you're at 118 over 74. That means do whatever the hell you"

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