Article 424YG ‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples

‘Once They Put Me On Cheeses, I Will Finally Be Happy,’ Says Costco Employee Handing Out Free Vienna Sausage Samples

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WINCHESTER, VA-Attributing her current apathy to being stuck in the wholesaler's remote canned goods aisle, Costco employee Tanya Fairbanks quietly remarked Friday that "Once they put me on cheeses, I will finally be happy," as she handed out free samples of Vienna sausage. "I used to think that if I could just get"

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