Man Confused By Obscure Down-Ballot Measure About Deciding Who His Senator Should Be
by The Onion from on (#42CWR)
FORT WAYNE, IN-Growing increasingly frustrated as he attempted to cast his vote in the midterm elections despite a severe lack of clarity and transparency, citizen Geoff Barnes admitted Tuesday that he was deeply confused by an obscure down-ballot measure to determine the senator for his district. "I don't even know"