Bored J.B. Pritzker Brainstorming New Hobbies To Blow Money On After Winning Election
by The Onion from on (#42EJD)
CHICAGO-Growing restless and wandering away from the party celebrating his victory Tuesday night, a bored J.B. Pritzker was reportedly brainstorming new hobbies to blow his money on after winning the Illinois gubernatorial election. "Shelling out $171 million of my own money to get elected governor was fun and all,"