Article 42EQ7 Report Finds J. Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ Will Outlast You And All That You Create In This Life

Report Finds J. Geils Band’s ‘Centerfold’ Will Outlast You And All That You Create In This Life

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NEW YORK-Noting that the pop hit was certain to have far greater longevity than the entirety of your earthly works, a new report released Wednesday found that the song "Centerfold," by The J. Geils Band will outlast you and all you create in this life. "After extensive research, we have conclusively shown that the"

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