Article 42H8X Sick Parent Offers Man Perfect Excuse To Move Back Home And Give Up Dreams

Sick Parent Offers Man Perfect Excuse To Move Back Home And Give Up Dreams

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LOS ANGELES-In a move relieving his firstborn of the mounting stress associated with the pursuit of his life's ambition, ailing father Gideon Albright selflessly offered his son, aspiring writer Julian, 27, the perfect excuse to move back home and give up on his dreams. "My father's diagnosis was tangible proof that"

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