Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

'Size isn't everything, it's how you decorate it'

Yeah, yeah, "It's November, I don't want to hear the C word until the 24th of December" and so on - tell that to the denizens of Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk, who have been left feeling cold after the arguably premature erection of the town's Christmas tree."