Trump Hacks Through Thick Central American Jungle In Search Of Entirely New Ethnic Group To Demonize
by The Onion from on (#42S85)
TALAMANCAN MONTANE FORESTS, COSTA RICA-Venturing deep into rainforest no outsider has dared explore, President Trump slashed through the thick vines of a Central American jungle Monday in search of a previously unknown ethnic group to vilify. "Legend has it that this land is home to a lost race of people living in"