Article 42YGY Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers

Pfizer Unveils New Double-Sided EpiPen For Lovers

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NEW YORK-Marketing the emergency auto-injector as the perfect product for romantic evenings when you and a partner go into anaphylactic shock simultaneously, Pfizer unveiled a new line of double-sided EpiPen devices Wednesday designed exclusively for lovers. "We recognized a real shortage of intimate, life-saving"

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