Nancy Pelosi Planning To Reenergize House By Injecting Self With Blood Of Young Representatives
by The Onion from on (#42YH7)
WASHINGTON-Expressing her excitement at the influx of newly elected progressives in Congress, Nancy Pelosi told reporters Wednesday of her plans to reenergize the House of Representatives by injecting herself with the blood of her party's young members. "I'm really looking forward to improving the vitality of our"