Article 433EG Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution

Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution

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RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-Expressing concerns about losing out on hard-earned blood money, a member of the Khashoggi assassination squad admitted Friday that he hoped his bonus check from the Saudi Crown Prince cleared before his execution. "They said they would do direct deposit, so everything should be good by Monday,""

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