Archaeologists Apologize For Murdering Last Remaining Neanderthal In Fit Of Crazed Bloodlust
ANGERS, FRANCE-Expressing their contrition over the unfortunate incident, a team of archeologists from the Smithsonian Institution held a press conference Friday to apologize after discovering the last remaining Neanderthal and then immediately murdering him in a fit of crazed bloodlust. "The entire team is deeply"