Article 439A2 Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything

Woman Amazed She Found Perfect Partner Just When She Was Getting Desperate Enough To Accept Anything

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ELKINS PARK, PA-Saying that "the universe works in mysterious ways," local woman Rebecca Ellis claimed Monday to be amazed at how she found the perfect partner just when she was getting desperate enough to accept anything. "Who would have thought I'd find the most perfect guy for me at almost the same instant I"

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