Human Slave From Future Remembers When Cyber Monday Was About Celebrating Savings, Not Robot Uprising
QUADRANT 6, NEO JERSEY-Slowly shuffling his chained feet forward in the long line to receive a rationed protein cube in observance of the special day, human slave M4XX872 recalled when Cyber Monday was about celebrating savings and not just commemorating the Great Robot Uprising of 2025. "Cyber Monday used to be a"