Canuck couple return home after night on tiles to gaggle of randomers hanging out in their flat

Short-term renters? More like short-term raiders

Picture the scene, if you will. You and your partner have just rolled in through the front door after a rare and welcome night out on the lash. You might put the coffee on, maybe swipe a cheeky nightcap, before falling into bed and quickly deciding you're both too hammered to do what lovers do and drift off into deep, interminable sleep."