Article 441QT If I Die, I Want You To Tell My Wife I Wasn’t Really That Super Into Her

If I Die, I Want You To Tell My Wife I Wasn’t Really That Super Into Her

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By Jared Henniker
from The Onion on (#441QT)
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As I lie here, my vision starting to fade, I know I likely will not live to see my home again. The approach of death is terrifying, to be sure, but scarier still is leaving words unsaid to the woman I've spent so much of my life with. Should I not make it back to her in time, I need you to do something very important"

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