George H.W. Bush’s Casket Completes Log Flume Journey To U.S. Capitol
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WASHINGTON-In preparation for the 41st president's funeral later this week, George H.W. Bush's casket completed its thrilling log flume journey to the U.S. capitol, sources confirmed Monday. The former president's casket, which was launched from a shallow wading pool in Houston, TX, reportedly traveled 1,400 twisting,"