Article 44SYH Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country

Jonesing Nation Demands Trump Tell Them Where, Exactly, Drugs Are Pouring Into Country

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WASHINGTON-Sweating profusely, scratching anxiously at their arms, and sniffing loudly while glancing around and rubbing their eyes vigorously, the visibly strung-out population of the United States demanded Tuesday that President Trump tell them the exact location or locations where drugs are pouring into the"

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