Article 44VR9 Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live Goldfish

Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live Goldfish

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NORMAN, OK-Claiming that the average person needs to just man the fuck up and do it already, frat nutritionists attending the University of Oklahoma dared Americans on Wednesday to swallow more live goldfish. "We've discovered that consuming two to three live goldfish per weekend significantly reduces the risk of"

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