Article 456PY Everything Reminds Man Of ‘Her’

Everything Reminds Man Of ‘Her’

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GENEVA, IL-Admitting that he thought he would have moved on by now, 28-year-old marketing analyst Garrett Moore reportedly grew wistful and teary-eyed Monday while revealing that everything still reminded him of Her. "Even the breeze in the park reminds of the cool rush of air conditioning I felt in the theater that"

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